Amex
Evert ziet een gouden pas een tafel verder
Evert: ‘That’s an Amex Gold card right? What does that mean exactly?’
Anonymous CBS: ‘Honestly I’m surprised he isn’t at least Platinum. I’m Amex Black’
Evert: ‘Black’s the highest?’
Anonymous CBS: ‘Yeah. You know the sketch? “Platinum will get you front-row tickets to the Jonas Brothers. Black will get all three of them sucking your dick.”‘
(In his defence, hij baseerde zich hierop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds8kNNlUK5w)
Schoenen
Professor: ‘You’ll see this holds for any consumer product. Let’s work an example to make this clearer. You there, what brand of sneakers are you wearing?’
Student: ‘Loro Piana’
Professor: ‘Let’s pretend you said Nike’
Crazy Rich Asians
Student: “Oh my god Evert, you’ve never seen Crazy Rich Asians? It’s the best flight movie, you absolutely need to watch it, I watch it every time I fly international. Even better, take a quarter Xanax and two glasses of red wine and then watch it.”
Evert in New York 